Disz Clan

Disz

Stranger: hi there
You: Hello
Stranger: every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa... can you imagin this?
You: yes
You: I'm from Togo
Stranger: togo in tobago?
You: togo in africa
Stranger: awesome
You: togo is a nice country
Stranger: so... i never thought that there is electricity
Stranger: this makes me proud
You: we have some slaves running on a hamster wheel
You: so we use a computer
Stranger: are you being sarcastic?
Stranger: i like that Very Happy

You: it's true, man
Stranger: so befor me start with the interesting part of this flirt ... i just wanna ask you something about slavery
Stranger: is that okay?
You: sure, why not
Stranger: okay thanks... do slaves really have bigger cocks than their masters?
You: we didn't check it
Stranger: Smile

you re cool stuff
You: their legs are important, not cocks
You: legs give electricity
Stranger: and their teeth Very Happy

Stranger: just to warn you... i m from germany and we kinda love eating black cocks
You: there was a day when adolf assaulted us
Stranger: maybe that sounds a little bit strange to you but is 100% ledgit
You: alongside mussolini and nagasuka
Stranger: and they were right to do so.... i had to be done
Stranger: in my eyes they are more than heros
You: but there were defeated thanks to our spells of BLACK FURY
You: and some of the polish heroes
Stranger: what are you? a rogue or a wizard?
You: I'm a SHAMAN
Stranger: BLACK FURY Rank 5 is one of my favourit attacks in world of warcraft
Stranger: it penetrates every black guy in a 15 yards radius
You: black fury gives us a boost to strength and speed
You: so we can win our wars
Stranger: so its like an aura?
You: yes
Stranger: thats fucking cool
You: hell yes it is
Stranger: so you were leading this raid?
You: we had raid on Kongo some day
You: to fight white gorillasand Karov
Stranger: did they drop good loot?
You: nah
You: but we found some good slaves
Stranger: no purplez? just crap?
Stranger: maybe some healingpotions?
Stranger: " WE AET THERE EYES WHICH GAVE US A BONUS ON AGILITY AND INTELLIGENZ"
Stranger: i had a dark past...
You: me too, i'm a nigger
Stranger: i kinda like the illusion that you are really a goddamn nigger and i m not gonna break this awesome experience